KING I AM INDEED

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FOR MANY YEARS YOU PUNY EARTH-WALKERS HAVE THOUGHT I WAS A SIMPLE, WHORISH INTERVIEWER, AN OFT-MARRIED CLOWN WHO LICKED THE CLOACA OF EVERY CELEBRITY. NOW FACE ME AS I AM: WRAITH-KING, DEMON PRINCE, LORD OF EVERY UNCLEAN THING. FEEL THE LEADEN RAGE OF MY GAZE AND PREPARE YOURSELVES: YOUR SUFFERING WILL BE LEGENDARY.