saying "nice doggy" while looking for a rock

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1. PENGUIN CAM!
   
   
2. How to turn anyone into a zombie with Photoshop.
   
   
3. ThinkGeek has a good reason for all of us to hate both geeks AND Valentine's Day.
   
   
4. The hits just keep coming at UCI Medical Center here, as it now turns out they may have taken payola to sneak someone's kid into a residency job.
   
   
5. Right-thinking folks be warned: FOX News is sliding insidiously to the left. (thanks, Vark!)
   
   
6. Here's a cheap way to make a satellite. Take an old space suit, stuff some radios in it, and throw it out the airlock of your space station