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1. The United States Army would like to help us all out with helpful freedom-loving free content for our blogs.
   
   
2. Today's headline: FAKE FINGERS NO MATCH FOR SCANNER'S ELECTRIC NOSE.
   
   
3. Area Conservative Can't Stand Ann Coulter.
   
   
4. It looks like a big broken piece of ice caused 300 years of severe cold in Europe 8200 years ago. Yikes.
   
   
5. Hey, here's a really awesome huge collection of old Jules Verne illustrations!

More later, time for phrenology appointment.