Up the airy mountain, down the rushy glen
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substituteWe daren't go a hunting because of the TOTALLY INSANE FREAKAZOID HIPPIES that all BELIEVE IN FAIRIES and DANCE AROUND IN BATHROBES AND WINGS.
That's where I met the Leprechaun. He tells me to burn things.
That's where I met the Leprechaun. He tells me to burn things.
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They are entirely too close to my home.
Date: 2003-05-30 04:30 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-05-30 04:53 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-05-30 05:42 pm (UTC)Once upon a time
Date: 2003-05-30 08:44 pm (UTC)She told us a bit about herself as we all sifted through what was there - the library had her number an would call her when they were discarding books, which they did when they received donations that were damaged in costly and irreparable ways. These books in particuar, some of them were mildewed, and it was far better for the library to throw them away than to clean them and risk exposing other books to an agressive moisture-fungus like mildew.
But in particular, she was looking for books about unicorns. She was a unicorn nut. Not in that 'I'm a cute girl - I like cute things and kittens/puppy dogs/sanrio stuff'; no, sir. She believed in them. I grabbed a book that I still have, and still have never read, cast a 'WTF?' glance over at my evil next door neighbor, who was giving one back, and we got the fuck away from the crazy Newport Beach unicorn lady.
And we all lived happily ever after.
The end.
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Date: 2003-05-30 09:19 pm (UTC)Time to curl up in a little ball and shiver
Date: 2003-05-31 12:44 pm (UTC)