I still have "Bette Davis Eyes" in my head, damn you eyeteeth

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1. HOW TO MAKE A WATERMELON BASKET.
   
   
2. And that was the best birthday ever! (quicktime video)
   
   
3. Mouneer Al-Shaárani does beautiful, beautiful calligraphy.
   
   
4. DANCE OF THE DEAD!
   
   
5. Speak softly and carry a big... ..stick. (Courtesy trinnit)
   
   
6. I can buy an artificial retractable WHAT?
   
   
7. The LA Times interviews a guy who makes pornography for hipsters. Hilarious, especially his earnest philosophical comments about fake breasts. Yo, keep it real. We wouldn't want porn to sell out.
   
   
8. I for one welcome our new spherical hopping robot swarm overlords.