And finally, to make myself feel good

[substitute]

Genius You are 95% knowledgable and 90% intellectual.

Amazing! You have an incredible brain (intellect) and a powerhouse of information (knowledge)! Keep up the impressive work-- we all bow to you.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 80% on knowledge You scored higher than 60% on intellect

Link: The Knowledge vs. Intellect Test written by rattytintinface on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Comments

[douglain.livejournal.com]

I started this quiz but got bored half way through. It felt like school.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

I find that kind of thing stimulating and fun. Then again, I like trivia games. The parts of those tests I don't like are the math and "logic" puzzles, which I can do but only if I sort of scrunch up my brain.

But then again then again then again, I also liked school until college.

[eris-devotee.livejournal.com]

ditto. except for the math/puzzles, which are my favorite questions. i do poorly on the ones which ask me to recall human names. (non-human labels can be sussed through knowledge of latin, etc, but people-labels must be memorized)

[mendel.livejournal.com]

"You are 83% knowledgable and 73% intellectual."

I really wish the test-writer had run the quiz through a spell-checker.

This question was odd:

Three of the following are temperature scales. The other is a __________. Celsius, Fahrenheit, Kelven, Dauchau.

a. Buddapest hospital
b. WWII general
c. Chemical found in tobacco filters
d. Breed of dog

What? Confused.

[trinnit.livejournal.com]

Basically it said "YOU ARE DUMB"

ignant, me

[hweimei.livejournal.com]

71% knowledgable and 90% intellectual here.

[changeng.livejournal.com]

it told me I'm a turnip.

[eyeteeth.livejournal.com]

Well, I know that Dachau was a Third Reich concentration camp, named after the nearby town. It's the one with the ARBEIT MACHT FREI gate. When I Google "dauchau" I get misspelled results for Dachau. Then I find a list of the experiments that were performed there. Then I stop Googling.

independent studies have proven

[tuliphead.livejournal.com]

i am 10% AWESOME!! and 90% HGLAUALHGLAGUAGLHLGHGA

[frobisher.livejournal.com]

80% knowledgable, 95% intellectual.

I bet I could have done better on the knowledge if they'd asked different questions...

[substitute.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think the guy was drinking when he made the test and the answers just got nonsensical at the end. So I'm 90% drunk genius!

[eyeteeth.livejournal.com]

You'll always be 100% drunk genius to ME!