I hate to think what may be going on in the pachisi leagues

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http://www.sunspot.net/bal-te.md.chess18may18.story

College chess recruiting scandal. It's so Simpsons. The underage sex arrest thing just makes it perfect.

Ganked from metafilter. Metafilter is really annoying but about 1 link in 10 is quite fine. I shall be your metafilterfilter. :-)