ROKKEN WITH DOKKEN AND SUKKEN KOKKEN

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So there's this horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible band that plays D's. They're called the "Over-Reactors" and it's a duo. They manage to hit the wrong notes and emphasis in each song, almost all of which are covers except an original they always do which is titled "One Sick Pony".

They do things like cover the Cowboy Junkies' cover of "Sweet Jane" and then somehow fuck up. Ooh boy, he's fucking up the Foo Fighters now. Anyway, he's here tonight solo.

The weird part is their band website reveals that he's now in Dokken. What? Dokken exists? They played Guitar Center? Acoustic? WITH THIS GUY IN THE BAND? It must have been something straight out of This Is Spinal Tap.