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I'm as big a fan of biotech against disease as the next guy, but I get this nervous twitch in my eye when they talk about using genetically modified chickens to fight the bird flu.
ANTI MONKEY BUTT POWDER!
We're going to be using Roombas to find snipers now? Well, not exactly.
Due to bird flu, the Croatian government has quarantined the late Marshal Tito's parrot. Sometimes life just presents us with this great condensed symbols we don't need to improve.
We have beautiful desert wildflowers in California; they're surprising to see in what people think is a wasteland. Feral Flowers is a wonderful site about the weird habits of these plants and their periodic appearance and disappearance.