Please stop using "uber" as an adjective meaning "best", people.

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1. Kansas City teen finds FIFTY SIX POUND MUSHROOM.
   
   
2. The LAPD is looking for a very dangerous Bond Girl. Via LA Observed.
   
   
3. Rosa Parks is the first woman in U.S. history to lie in state in the Capitol Rotunda.
   
   
4. The AIDS corpse pile grows, West Nile is scaring the shit out of us, and we may soon all die of bird flu. So we're all pretty stoked that the CDC is spending $60 million on a visitors center including a formal Japanese garden.
   
   
5. Feeling a little light in the loafers? Take a Hetracil.
   
   
6. Shitty fantasy writers, which is to say all of them, should be forced to follow these guidelines on pain of death. Are you listening, Mr. McKiernan?