there wasn't no body and there wasn't no blood

[substitute]

1. Whoa, 1000 year old ceramics rescued from shipwreck!
   
   
2. Daliesque melting sofa will fit in any scheme of décor. Trust me.
   
   
3. Celebrities do like their personally branded fragrances, but some of them should choose something other than their last names. Why not "Alan", fer chrissakes?
   
   
4. Lesbian stalker loses vampire love battle. I said, LESBIAN STALKER LOSES VAMPIRE LOVE BATTLE! The headlines in my town are more like "Area market showcases broccoli".
   
   
5. Merlin Mann has collected all those great textads you get that urge you to get get bargains on bowel disease or neofascism, ,etc in a flickr set.
   
   
6. Here is a neat website about the Northern Lights (aurora borealis).
   
   
7. Okay, old meme, but PANTERA POPE!. (audio on page)