Grinning stoner chick says: get a god damned job

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That's the graphic banner that monster.com currently has behind the text urging you to create or update your resume. Miscellaneous very young smiling woman. At first I thought they meant to say that they are a portal for 16-year-old girls who have had too much Boone's Farm. I showed it around and fimmtiu pointed out that she seems to have teeth ideally suited to removing bark from trees, and that perhaps the slogan should be: "Join our team of busy beavers at Monster.com!"

I thought that was pretty good. What the hell do you think they're saying here?

Comments

[the-angelmoroni.livejournal.com]

1) Suprise! you have herpes!

2) Guess whats in my mouth LOL !!1!

3) NEI4RU486 PLUR!

4) nth dimensional mathematics is easy

[love-oil.livejournal.com]

you didnt alter this? this is seriously the ad? her teeth are unreal. "get a job so you can afford dental work!" i dunno.

[sachmet.livejournal.com]

Also, what's with the collar? Is she a sub or something?

[namja.livejournal.com]

[hweimei.livejournal.com]

"Smile! You're on the road to corporate wage-slavery!"

[namja.livejournal.com]

i bet has has a tatoo above her ass

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[alienhand.livejournal.com]

"Did I leave my flat iron on?"

[eamajyn.livejournal.com]

"Update your resume, and you'll be a happy little corporate slave!"

She's probably more like 19, which is a prime age to start. Legal and impressionable.

As for the teeth, "Regular people can do it too!"

[eamajyn.livejournal.com]

exactly what i was thinking, only i suck at advertising!

[mcpino.livejournal.com]

...I was going to respond to this, but I seem to be a thread killer lately.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

YES YES YES

[frobisher.livejournal.com]

"Update your resume or we'll eat your face"?