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<3<3<3Down Ass/Classy Chick-Wants 2Hang Out W/ Some 1 Down as Her<3
Reply to: anon-105366631@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-10-20, 1:53AM PDT


Little about me.......
I am 20 years old, very sweet, honest and outgoing, very mature for my
age...... I love to go to the gym, although my body doesn't need it LOL, just wanna be healthy. I am a very petitte girl, Nationalities are Caucasian,some Indian<- which keeps me nice and tan. 5'6",115lbs, I have green eyes, black and blonde streaked hair, just had Breast Aug.... Humm I LOVE UFC fighting!!!! I love Tattoo's!!! Crazy, Outgoing, Down ass guys... I am soooo into CARS, love to go to Car and Truck shows...... umm Street Bikes, woo hoo ;), I was in a Street bike accident 6 weeks ago..... Still love them and wanna ride !!!! I like to lay on the beach and relax, and listen to the water and possibly fall asleep, lol. I love to rollerblade along the boardwalk at the beach. I love cooking, making breakfast, lunch, dinner, and baking!!! I am a very down to earth girl, I like to make it a joke to say that I am a down ass B*tch, LOL.....I am looking for some cool friends,NOT interested in "hook ups", or sex, or a relationship. I am newly (4 ) months out of being engaged for 2 years, and not willing to give myself to just anyone. Of course If I meet that right person, then its different :) ... Well anyway, I guess thats a little about me, sounds like im a crazy girl... Im just well rounded, how I like others. Im very classy sexy, and I want someone the same :) Sexy, sexy ONLY for who I am with.... but kick back too.


Anyways.. PS.... I do have pictures.....
I have experienced some people that were not who they said they were and def. wasn't the person in the pic.. I AM WEIRY, AND FREAKED OUT!!!!!! DONT NEED STALKERS FOR REAL ...

I'm disappointed.

Date: 2005-10-20 07:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nosrialleon.livejournal.com
I was waiting for the *OMG MUST LOVE JESUS ROFL* part.

Some people really do scream CLASS.

Date: 2005-10-20 07:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] salome-st-john.livejournal.com
And she is definitely weiry.

also:

Date: 2005-10-20 07:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com
NO FATTIES

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Date: 2005-10-20 07:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trinnit.livejournal.com
Despite what she says, this ad screams "I am really a couch potato sloth who wants to get laid"

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Date: 2005-10-20 08:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amorpoeta.livejournal.com
She has a down ass? Wow, that must keep her warm in the winter.

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Date: 2005-10-20 08:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freshwater-pr0n.livejournal.com
Ha! I *knew* my soulmate was out there waiting for me.

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Date: 2005-10-20 08:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] djfntstque.livejournal.com
Thank you for bringing this to my attention.

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Date: 2005-10-20 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] potatohead.livejournal.com
hahahahahaha

I bet a down ass would be super comfy to sit on too.

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Date: 2005-10-20 09:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eyeteeth.livejournal.com
What the hell does "down ass" mean?

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Date: 2005-10-20 10:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] threepunchstuff.livejournal.com
just had Breast Aug.... Humm I LOVE UFC fighting!!!!

Quite possibly, this is the first time I've seen someone forcibly change the subject on themselves.

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Date: 2005-10-20 11:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frobisher.livejournal.com
I was wondering that too.

Also, fake stalkers are ok?

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Date: 2005-10-21 03:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] klikitak.livejournal.com
"Iwas in a Street bike accident 6 weeks ago..... Still love them and wanna ride !!!!"

I take it she wasn't referring to 10 speeds?

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