Jose's Angels

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via springheel_jack:

The director of the new agency, whose identity will remain secret and is simply known as "Jose", will report directly to the head of the CIA...

I for one welcome our anonymous, unnameable, ineffable, omniscient, omnipotent, and omnipresent new secret police overlords!

Comments

[salome-st-john.livejournal.com]

"Simply Jose" could be the next hit fragrance for men.

Also, could they have come up with a better code name?

[deadflowers.livejournal.com]

yeah, that link didn't take me to the onion like i'd hoped.

[mendel.livejournal.com]

What I don't get: Let's say you're a big important spy, so big and important that you get promoted to the next No Such Agency. Obviously you're a bit concerned about your safety or your previous cover or whatever so you need a bit of secrecy. What the heck makes you choose "José" over, say, "Daniel Winston" or "Hassan Singh" or even "José Lopez"? Something, you know, not obviously made up?

I say it's a month before his name's leaked to the press.

[hweimei.livejournal.com]

Oh goody, just what we need: our own secret police!

[screed.livejournal.com]

Moe Green.