The worst thing in 1954 was a bikini

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I was at the MAUL today and outside the Apple store there was a line of people with their little welcome cards or something waiting to buy a new iPod. The usual tiresome egotistical Apple Store employee was there giving posters and stuff to people waiting in line to BUY SOMETHING.

I wish I'd come up with the Apple Cult. It's great to see people sacrificing their time and energy to give someone else money.