The love of money is the root of all kinds of emo.

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1. MUPPET STAMPS!
   
   
2. There's a big fight about leap seconds. No really.
   
   
3. Holy crap, a vending machine that makes French fries, fresh!
   
   
4. Wonderful remix of the trailer for The Shining (quicktime)
   
   
5. What to do with a giant squid? Make it into a really big squid pie?
   
   
6. I do not want a sociopathic robot beer mat making my drinking worse than it already is, thanks.