Katie

Yes, Thomas Kinkade really is a douchebag

The whole L.A. Times hilarious exposé is behind the cut ( here )

I ain't the worst that you seen. Doncha know what I mean?

Do not play that funky music or any other kind.

1. Citifuc: Citibank's ATM network goes down because someone stole their thing and they had a thing.
   
   
2. Contest! (now completed): make your own myspace emo pic!
   
   
3. Cool VR animations of travel destination are at World in Motion.
   
   
4. I have no joke, I just like saying "Wackenhut". Especially when they do stuff like open up the anthrax bomb outside the boss's office.
   
   
5. BITE INTO THE BIG FAT PURPLE SAUSAGE.
   
   
6. How the other 0.0001% lives: They have "shadow boats" to carry all their rich guy stuff and follow after their main yacht. Yeah.