substitute: (bongo punished)
2006-11-11 12:33 am

Have you come here to give cheezits to the lamers in your head

The new best corporate anthem ever is courtesy the Bank of America and it is here:

http://www.vimeo.com/clip:114601

I never knew a merger could be such a spiritual thing and so full of longing.

Also, although I am from Orange County, CA I have never in my life seen anything this white.
substitute: (binky)
2006-06-09 12:22 am

The Prescription

This is the story about how refilling one generic prescription that I have been on for more than a year has taken the whole week so far and is not done yet. I present to you the combined effects of: tightly coupled systems; similar numbers; incompetent yet confident clerks; persistent computer errors that are not corrected; supply chain mishaps; and poorly handled mergers. Ladies and gentlemen, come with me on a fantastic voyage to: THE PHARMACY!

cut for length, this was so crazy )
substitute: (lamers)
2006-01-24 11:18 am
Entry tags:

CBS, WARNER TO MERGE AS: CW

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