substitute: (shutup)
substitute ([personal profile] substitute) wrote2006-09-14 10:51 pm

I actually like Panera just fine...

...but whoever wrote this needs to be taken out to the shed and shot:
What is bread leadership?
With the single goal of making great bread broadly available to consumers across America, Panera Bread freshly bakes more bread each day than any bakery-cafe concept in the country.
From http://panera.textdriven.com/about/company/

[identity profile] do-not-lick.livejournal.com 2006-09-15 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
Sort of an artosocracy?

[identity profile] mr-flippant.livejournal.com 2006-09-15 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
ifyoutalkedtopeople

Uh, the quote is trademarked

[identity profile] klikitak.livejournal.com 2006-09-15 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
What is the company mission?

A loaf of bread in every armĀ®

Sheesh, I better watch using that sentence in fear of a Panera lawsuit. Zips mouth.

Re: Uh, the quote is trademarked

[identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com 2006-09-15 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
It sounds painful. Shouldn't the loaf be under the arm, or held in the hand? Do they sharpen it and then force it into your biceps? Ow

[identity profile] ranai.livejournal.com 2006-09-15 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't wait for when, five months from now, whoever wrote that copy will anonymously post a comment asking whether or not you just issued (yet another) death threat. You are a dangerous man!

Christian Bale will play me in the movie.

[identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com 2006-09-15 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I have a crawlspace full of dead hookers marketers.

[identity profile] springheel-jack.livejournal.com 2006-09-18 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
It's the rare "concept" that can bake. I'm not sure even the Pure Concepts of the Understanding™ can bake. Not well, anyway.

[identity profile] florence-craye.livejournal.com 2006-09-19 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
If only they wanted to make sure bread was broadly available to the hungry people across America...