THE MISSES

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GAZE UPON THEM.

They have Fun Facts.

There is a "Miss Placentia" and I hope she gets typo'd.

Miss Sonoma County appears to be in the fatal last stages of bulimia and/or vampirism.

Miss Yosemite Valley's monotooth is exiting her mouth.

There is a "Cidney" and a "Tawnya".

Miss Huntington Beach wishes to prevent reckless driving.

If anyone needs me, I'll be over here joining the Taliban.

Comments

[zebulon-y.livejournal.com]

Miss Orange County's jaw can hew rock, like the mighty river.

Miss Greater Long Beach has acquired target and gives you thirty seconds to comply.

Miss Gavilan Hills comes from a place I suspect is invented but I would like to meet her. ^_^

Miss Gavilan Hills

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She appears to have a disease in which she slowly, inexorably, is turned into porcelain.

Re: Miss Gavilan Hills

[zebulon-y.livejournal.com]

That's okay...she's from China!!!


BA DUM BUMP

OW MY NUTS/FACE

[steakumms.livejournal.com]

Miss Hollywood is from Bakersfield. What the fuck.

[steakumms.livejournal.com]

Miss Santa Clara is Hypnotoad. ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD (http://www.adammiles.com/hypnotoad.swf).

[tony-laetrile.livejournal.com]

YOU HATE FREEDOM!

[wearekim.livejournal.com]

Miss Kerns forehead is exceeding large, riviling that of christina ricci's.


Also, I'd like to know why none of the Miss Orange ______ look NOTHING like the people on the O.C.!

:::ducks multiple severe beatings to the head from everyone:::

[wearekim.livejournal.com]

That's supposed to be "Exceedingly". ::beats self in head with 2x4::

Jihad!

[loose-joints.livejournal.com]

Now is the time! Cleanse with fire. Must burn all tracksuits as well. Eyes shrivelling up and falling out of head. Die now.

Re: Jihad!

[redmaenad.livejournal.com]

Now if they all had to wear a tchador with "HOTTIE" written across the back--that, I'd watch.

[eyeteeth.livejournal.com]

Miss Garden Grove's (that's Tawnya) platform is "Be A Mentor -- Literally." I don't get it. Is Tawnya fed up with people pretending to be mentors to get chicks, or something? Or does she want us to impersonate Mentor, the wise counselor of Odysseus?

YR IKON

[torgo-x.livejournal.com]

THE RED GUY! THE RED GUY! THE RED GUY!

Re: YR IKON

[eyeteeth.livejournal.com]

Hello, it's me!

[mystyphy.livejournal.com]

Poor Miss Blythe, a little too close to be called Miss Blight, or Miss Blithe. Time for her to move to a new city.

[skipidygirl88.livejournal.com]

....u r a jack ass....and if u r joining the taliban...then i am joining the us army just so it can be legal to blow ur head off.....

hy·per·bo·le

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

n.
A figure of speech in which exaggeration is used for emphasis or effect, as in I could sleep for a year or This book weighs a ton.

Re: hy·per·bo·le

[wearekim.livejournal.com]

Check out the journal, I seriously doubt s/he can even pronounce/read the word Hyperbole. All their sentences end in elipses...! and lots of capital letters AHHHHH MUST CLAW OUT EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe you didn't understand.

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I tried to get across the ironic effect I meant, but I guess I missed. A better explanation of how I feel is here.

[400anvils.livejournal.com]

I AM JOINING THE ROMANIAN ARMY TO KILL YOU WITH IMPUNITY AMERICAN AGGRESSOR

[400anvils.livejournal.com]

PS YOU LOOK LIKE ALFALFA:

[skipidygirl88.livejournal.com]

...impunity?...does that mean...to get even more punier than u r now?

lollerskates

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