For those of you who don't live around here

[substitute]

When we talk about “Bro’s and Ho’s” or “those horrible mortgage broker guys and their girlfriends” or “shiny shirts and big watches”, we mean


these people.

The visual is important.

I can hardly wait for the big mortgage crash when that guy has to hand me the fries at Wendy’s. NO, THEY’RE NOT CRISP ENOUGH. I WANT CRISP FRIES FOR MY $1.08. FETCH SOME.

Edit: do_not_lick found something even worse:

Comments

[rivetpepsquad.livejournal.com]

EEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

YOU HAVE BEFOULED MY FRIENDSPAGE DAMN YOU DIE DIE

SORRY! =) =) =)

[substitute.livejournal.com]

LOLLERS HUGZ!!!

Re: SORRY! =) =) =)

[rivetpepsquad.livejournal.com]

i just saw your new-and-most-unimproved update.

i am SO not above commandeering a vehicle to drive 8 hours south to kneecap you, MISTER.

Always with the pubic bone

[effluvia.livejournal.com]

THOSE PEOPLE have taken over! They're everywhere! The 'hot' people.

They populate Mancusos on $1 Bud Nite and look at me like I'm a space alien because I have short hair & wearing a leather jacket. They have taken over.

It hurts my feelings that this is the beauty standard nowadays. They have rendered me un-hot! It stings.

Re: Always with the pubic bone

[substitute.livejournal.com]

It's not the beauty standard. It's the Dumb Ho Standard; that's different. Don't worry.

The top one

[zebulon-y.livejournal.com]

Is she single? I bet she's single. Even I'm better looking than that guy.

She likes me. I can tell.

The only things missing

[kniwt.livejournal.com]

... are the matching "Orange County Choppers" ball caps.

[eyeteeth.livejournal.com]

Jesus, her whole skeleton is on display.

Also on display is, of course, the "Tee hee, we're lesbians!" thing. The bros probably love that.

[klikitak.livejournal.com]

sadly, if girl #1 was in her native country, she'd be manufacturing them bazongas in her chest.

and is it really worth bashing the second girl? i mean, could her daddy have played doctor with her any more? i think her date sang that "butterfly sugar baby" song. try to dye your hair, dude. you can't hide from me!

[cordiloquy.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, that first picture is like the distilled platonic essence of the whole "Bros and Hos" concept. I am terrified.

Also, that's a great icon.

durrr BOOBS

[citizenx.livejournal.com]

The top picture has a big "Oh, you caught me rubbing him through his pants" thing going on.