We got a white sale on smoke damaged furniture you can drive it away

[substitute]

Here's what was on the "closeout discount" table at the local fancy liquor store. This place sells every tipple you can find anywhere. Here's what they can't sell at all.

The other shelves mostly contained emetic fruit mixers and unknown vanity vodkas.

Comments

[salome-st-john.livejournal.com]

Get away from me kid, you're bothering me

[substitute.livejournal.com]

Try this "Redcliff." It's America's Liqueur.

[gths.livejournal.com]

For connoisseurs of pounding hangovers!

[trinnit.livejournal.com]

I always buy the flying cows...it's the art work

not really related!

[turnip.livejournal.com]

You were in a dream I had last night. All I remember is you walking with a clique of coolies, beckoning me to join you. It was pretty rad.

Re: not really related!

[substitute.livejournal.com]

CLIQUE OF COOLIES is awesome enough!

[handstil.livejournal.com]

wow, all label designers fired, effective immediately.

[sp0rk0.livejournal.com]

We're going out of business, we'll give you the business, get on the business end of our going out of business sale...

[substitute.livejournal.com]

Change into a nine year old hindu boy get ridda your wife

[feisty-robot.livejournal.com]

One two three four, I declare a cocktail war! What drinkable cocktail can you make out of these misfit liquors? I can't read the labels well, but it seems you could make a "Brave Bull" (Tequila and coffee liqueur, twist of lemon), a spicy Lemondrop (using the Redcliff as spiced rum) and perhaps something with the coconut liqueur (what, "rum" is too middlebrow for ya?) and the Caffee Sport thingy that might not be bad.

Whatcha got?

[substitute.livejournal.com]

Philistine. None of these should be mixed. Perhaps a little water or one ice cube. The Redcliff can be mixed with soda if someone girly demands it.

[eyeteeth.livejournal.com]

Vanity Vodka, Bounty Hunter