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substitute ([personal profile] substitute) wrote2006-08-20 05:58 pm

Sunday Christian Tchotchke Roundup

For [livejournal.com profile] miss_geek: The SOCIAL HAZARD shirt, including multiple levels of funny those people will never get:



For her kid and everyone else's, the ARMOR OF GOD PAJAMAS.

[identity profile] miss-geek.livejournal.com 2006-08-21 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
that's just wonderful!

but those hats look like they might be pretty tough to sleep in =/

[identity profile] king-felix.livejournal.com 2006-08-21 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Man, those kids are ready for ultra-deadly spiritual warfare.

[identity profile] brianenigma.livejournal.com 2006-08-21 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
That little boy has a crazy, lifeless, zombie stare.

[identity profile] gillen.livejournal.com 2006-08-21 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Um... why are they holding hands?

[identity profile] studeronomy.livejournal.com 2006-08-21 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't be caught dead in those PJs...but I force my wife to wear them every night. Otherwise, I just can't get off.

[identity profile] frobisher.livejournal.com 2006-08-21 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
They forgot to mention Jackie Chan. I bet that would sell a lot more PJs.

[identity profile] sakkaranoush.livejournal.com 2006-08-21 11:17 am (UTC)(link)
i'm late to this party, but WOW those pajamas are tacky. i would think they'd give the kids nightmares?

[identity profile] sumopanda.livejournal.com 2006-08-21 12:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my gawd! Oh Em Gee! OMG! Where can I get a social hazard t-shirt?! I need one so much! I don't have the dollars for it, but it's a necessity!

[identity profile] piratepirate.livejournal.com 2006-08-21 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I wanna Armour of God g-string for my hot friend. She doesn't wear much, but she still fears the dark.

[identity profile] vanmojo.livejournal.com 2006-08-21 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, the funny part is that fundies probably go around with that "Social Hazard" t-shirt, not having even read Romans 12:2.

That particular passage of Romans is prety much antiethcial to everything the Fundies and their bloodless ghoul legions are about...

And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God.

Oh yeah... there's a lot of mental renewal going on in the South OC mega-churches... no, really...

mojo sends

[identity profile] breezygirl.livejournal.com 2006-08-24 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Believe it or not, that's one of the dumber Christian t-shirts I've seen (I've seen a lot). It just doesn't make sense to be proud of being a social hazard. So you don't conform to the world, do you have to be harmful? Then again, I guess that's what some of those message shirts tend to communicated anyway. Harm and/or confusion.