HONK HONK HONK THE BIG WHALE-SAVING TRUCK IS HERE

[substitute]

FOLKS I'M SHOWING MY SUPPORT FOR THE OCEAN AND THE BEACH AND THE FISH AND THE WHALES AND THE SEA ANEMONES AND THE SURFERS AND THE LAUGHING, RUNNING CHILDREN IN THE WAVES AND OUR FUTURE ON THE PLANET BY PUTTING THIS ORNAMENTAL LICENSE PLATE ON MY PIECE OF SHIT TRUCK THAT GETS 14 MILES PER GALLON AND IS ENTIRELY EMPTY BUT EXTREMELY SHINY BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I ROLL!!!

Comments

[mcfnord.livejournal.com]

have you tasted whale? well have you?

[mr-flippant.livejournal.com]

Bang up parking job.

[mendel.livejournal.com]

SO THEY TELL ME I CAN GET A WHALE TAIL ON MY LICENSE PLATE, RIGHT? BUT THEN I GET THE THING AND IT'S JUST GOT SOME OCEAN SHIT. WHAT'S WITH THAT?

[studeronomy.livejournal.com]

I think Iowa should have a whale license plate.

vrOOming to save our PLANET

[mcpino.livejournal.com]

I AM DOING MY PART BY USING UP ALL THE FOSSIL FUELS SO THAT THERE CAN'T BE ANYMORE OIL SPILLS IN OUR OCEANS AND THAT'S GOOD FOR THE WHALES & FISH & STUFF, DUDE.

[halfjack.livejournal.com]

I wish my bus pass had a whale on it.

[stimps.livejournal.com]

WHOEVER SAID THIS STUFF SMELLED LIKE PERFUME NEEDS A GOOD PINCH!!!

[override-404.livejournal.com]

hey man, my jeep gets like 14 mpg and is lifted like 12 inches and i drive over little cute animals all the time. I only use it for bear hunting though :/

wow

[(Anonymous)]

assholes