Please adjust your dogs

[substitute]

According to the Los Angeles Times, chihuahuas are out and pugs are in for the tiny-dog-carrying set.

Those of you who were raising hundreds of chihuahuas in hydroponic tanks in your closets have just found yourselves at the top of the market; sorry about that. If you're lucky, you can unload the li'l barkers to clueless social climbers in the Inland Empire before they get the message.

Otherwise, it's chili night!

Comments

[changeng.livejournal.com]

Chili night? - you need ALOT of fennel to cut the flavor of chihuahua.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

The secret ingredients are habañeros, angostura bitters, and a psychopathic lack of empathy.

[changeng.livejournal.com]

i simply MUST take one of your cooking classes.

Ay, Chihuahua!

[mcpino.livejournal.com]

Yo quiero Pug!