2005-07-04

substitute: (shutup)
2005-07-04 12:10 pm
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It's not your planet, monkey boy!

The Eros Project wants its parking fees from NASA. The Eros Project is at the forefront of the critical issue of "Property Rights in Space." The Eros Project is primarily sponsored by BeefJerky.com.
substitute: (bob)
2005-07-04 12:42 pm

craigslist fun of the day

From the soon-to-be-deleted http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/w4m/82395173.html. What's the Mexicanian for "Bad Idea Jeans"?

This is a sincere ad for men that want a nice relationship with a Mexican women. Parties every month for Single guys looking to meet a nice Mexican lady. Men If you have been looking for a girlfriend but don’t have the time or patience for online dating or going to clubs look no further!!!

tell me, how does this work?? )
substitute: (tiki)
2005-07-04 02:19 pm
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I'm in love with the modern world.

1,000,000 Miles Away posted four separate versions of "Road Runner" by Jonathon Richman and/or the Modern lovers today.

Now I have my earworm for the day.

Radio on...
Radio on...
Radio on...
substitute: (tesh)
2005-07-04 10:23 pm

Plus, I still have that Bee Gees song in my head.

After a pleasant meal of spaghetti & turkey meatballs and a green salad with gordonzola [sic] cheese and tomatoes, I'm relaxing as I listen to the neighborhood freakin' explode. It gets louder every year. The mortars have moved east of the Boulevard finally and I also heard gunfire, which is not cool.

Either that or someone has designed a set of firecrackers that sounds exactly like a .30 caliber semiautomatic rifle emptying a five round magazine. It certainly got my attention.

I missed the City of Irvine's Summer Series beginning with a bang! The advertisement promised that "Fireworks, music by the Kingston Trio, and a Pat Sajak narration of 'Casey at the Bat' headline the event." Pat Sajak reading "Casey at the Bat"? PAT SAJAK? When Harry Shearer did his version of Kato Kaelin and John Tesh performing "Peter and the Wolf" it was supposed to be a joke, not a model for future entertainment. Yow. Ideally the Kingston Trio and Mr. Sajak would be attached to a gigantic rocket and forced to perform "Oh Susanna" while being fired into Modjeska Canyon at tremendous speed, but Irvine never really had that kind of spark.

Last night I dreamed about the cobbler Bethya made yesterday.