Happy, uh, Porn Sunday?

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Pharyngula invites all of us to celebrate xxxchurch.com's bizarre post-everything Christian Porn Crusader event National Porn Sunday with some FISH SEX. (All links SFW unless you work for uptight fish.) I seriously cannot tell if Porn Sunday is a gigantic prank on the evangelical world or if they're for real. I mean, look at their 30 second ad starring Pete the Puppet or their customized van for spreading the word. And the T Shirt?

Tell me, folks. Has evangelical culture gotten this bizarre, or are all these pastors being taken for a gigantic ride? OR BOTH?

Comments

Umm Yeah I'm Gonna Need Those TPS Reports

[joyfulagitator.livejournal.com]

Theese guys are for real. Strange and bizzare I know, but real. I found them about a year ago, and let me tell you, they have changed my life. Now I no longer view PRON. Nor do I fantisize about sex. No sir, from now on it's all murder, flesh-eating, zombies and chili night! Praise Jeebuz!

[rroseselavyoui.livejournal.com]

WTF!?

If you wanted to discourage pornography, why make your background hot pink with porno mag covers?

That's funny though. I think Miss Lenora Claire covered some Gay Porn Con earlier this year and those guys had a table. So did the straightcollegeboys.com site.

That's the coolest thing about sex though...you can make anything sexy, even hating pornography.

[frobisher.livejournal.com]

I think my favorite part is "a little porn is like a little heroine."

Spelling - it's not for religious organizations anymore!

mmm, erotoxins

[freshwater-pr0n.livejournal.com]

The creepiest thing about that ministry (or whatever one wishes to call it) is that one of those guys is totally hott. I would totally watch porn with that one guy with the shaggy hair and the plugs in his ears.

Hot is to evangelist as fuckable is to your best friend's mom. *shudders* Wrong, wrong, wrong.

Re: mmm, erotoxins

[substitute.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry; I have stumbled you into the path of sin.