Voicemail I just got on my cellphone.

[substitute]

[woman with wacky fake accent, possibly intended to be East Asian]

Heeeeyy did you order so much ketchup? Where's all the ketchup goin'? Don't order so much ketchup! The customers are [unintelligible] [laughter in background]

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KEYSTONE KETCHUP KOPS

[stimps.livejournal.com]

I wish I got phone calls like that.

[mcbrennan.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, I meant to crank call Conrad Hilton.

[changeng.livejournal.com]

manoman i could use some of that ketchup.