Return to the Palace with me...

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The Panther Palace, that is. West Costa Mesa's sexiest sex club for sex, home of swingers from all of central coastal Orange County, where the affable Gordy runs the show. I think I've mentioned the place before. It's locally notorious, because this is generally a very unsexy part of the world. No worries, there's no titillation to be found chez Gordy.

http://www.pantherpalace2000.com/

Please note the least sexy sex swing ever, the overstuffed video room, and the art-filled front room.

Some sample quotes from the horrified Internet Residents to whom I introduced this place tonight:

TorgoTen: "This is my drawing of where the aliens/CIA took us for the 'poontang rendition'."

eyeteeth: I can't stop looking at it. It is seriously the least arousing thing I have ever seen.

fimmtiu: If you're running a sex club and you can't afford leather accoutrements, you're in the wrong business.

WilliamLadislaw: I rigged up sexier digs for my old Pentium II web server.

eclipsetuliphead: are those dirty tube socks??

Comments

[besskeloid.livejournal.com]

What, no stirrups?

[the-silent-one.livejournal.com]

So unarousing, it isn't even blocked by WebSense at work!

On second thought, honey,

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

let's just stay home tonight.

[loose-joints.livejournal.com]

The "rooms" where you are supposed to do the bouncy bouncy look like a nastier version of the basement where Charlie Ing kept his victims. Come to think of it, so does the sex swing. gah.

[joyfulagitator.livejournal.com]

At least if you were Charlies guest, you wouldn't remember the experience for too long.

[threepunchstuff.livejournal.com]

I'm not often actually bummed out by something like that, but ever since I saw this last night I've been feeling pretty depressed. No joke.

Tonight's your night.

[maineiac-eric.livejournal.com]

Couples Only Parties
Third Saturday of each month
7pm - 1am

As you read this there are couples looking for a hunk a meat. Your meat.

[crosley-bendix.livejournal.com]

Doesn't the prospect of sex with Republicans seem hawt? The swinger lifestyle was invented by Air Force pilots.
http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/01.20.00/cover/swingers-0003.html