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"Of all the people and all the places in the world," he said, "a guy with a samurai sword jumps on your balcony, setting your apartment on fire."

You'd think someone would have done something after the Crossbow Incident. Yow.

Comments

One more time for the troika

[citizenx.livejournal.com]

Am I a bad person if I found the repetition of "The next thing you know, that place is on fire" really amusing?

Re: One more time for the troika

[eyeteeth.livejournal.com]

I hope not, because I did too. I kind of hoped it would continue, though that would have meant a larger conflagration -- okay, we're bad people.

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

Personally, I'm amused by the toaster in the tree. Would that no one had found it until some small child a decade from now dislodged it while climbing and had to try to figure out why a toaster was in a tree...

as for the rest, I will file it jointly under "Further proof that America needs anger management" and "No woman will ever want me because I keep my temper in check and my chemical imbalances to myself"