It's been a while since I read the book of Maccabees

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But I recall a lot of it was about the Romans shredding, roasting, dicing, stretching, and filleting various Jews for refusing to dishonor their God. It was pretty gross. Not sure why it’s a good name for a pizza snack.


MACABABIES!

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[mr-flippant.livejournal.com]

Shredded baby intestines on a bagel!

[fimmtiu.livejournal.com]

...shredding, roasting, dicing... Not sure why it’s a good name for a pizza snack.

I think you just answered your own question!

[jodymeme.livejournal.com]

coincidentally, i found myself stumbling upon some rather gruesome Bible passages today. an Oshoist has put up a page of "XXX-Rated" Bible verses. the presentation suggests the author/researcher presumably has a strong bias against the Bible and Christianity in general, no matter the stripe.

[steakumms.livejournal.com]

"The Original Kosher Mini Pizza Bagel"

*boggles*

...there are others? Has there been an influx of cheap knock-off kosher mini pizza bagels from China?

[brianenigma.livejournal.com]

What is that baby doing with that bagel??? "Look ma! No hands! Wanna know how I am holding this bagel up?"

[wearekim.livejournal.com]

I think the baby is baked INTO the bagel, you're supposed to eat it! X_X

Mmmm crunchy!

Well

[citizenx.livejournal.com]

The Maccabees are the heroes of Hanukah, but "Macababies"? Seriously, folx.