I still want artificial vegetables made out of meat.

[substitute]

Batshit insane food designers bring us a world of decadent stupidity. I hope it’s a hoax but probably not.

Then again we already have “P.B. Slices”, “breakfast cookies”, and Gogurt. Anything is possible, and also disgusting!

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[wendigo.livejournal.com]

"Eggs are magic, they're reassuring, they always contain goodness, and you can carry them around anywhere," Malbois said.

Salmonella may stretch the definition of goodness, and I would recommend that any budding ovomancers take extra precautions when carrying them around in your pants pockets.

[besskeloid.livejournal.com]

Now there's a query letter waiting to happen. Dare you face... THE OVOMANCER!

[besskeloid.livejournal.com]

[spits out syrup roly poly & custard]

WTF is Gogurt?

[pandaxian.livejournal.com]

it's yogurt, but in a little plastic tube (kinda packaged like those freeze-e-pops (http://www.chimpsahoy.com/blog/Brad/freeze_pop.jpg) things) so you can put it in your lunchbox or take it with you somewhere.

[besskeloid.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I was hoping it was something like a high-fibre yogurt (i.e. it makes you go).

Don't dis Gogurt !

[rpkrajewski.livejournal.com]

Frankenmarketing name yes (Hamdingers ! Incrediburgible !), but at least our kids like 'em.

[joyfulagitator.livejournal.com]

I want zombie bread that says BRAINS when you bite into it. YUM!

[nickjb.livejournal.com]

perfect for those cult brunches