The next Shirley Maclaine?

[substitute]

http://www.melaniegriffith.com/

Avalon! Goddess club! "My body of work"! "Goddess giving"!

xoxoxo

Why isn't there a "I am a stupid cow who somehow married Don Johnson twice" section?

What a FRUIT CAKE.

Comments

[feedle.livejournal.com]

Could be worse. She could have a meaningless tattoo on the back of her neck. Wait...

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

That's a very very bad website.
bad.
bad.

[burningskyz.livejournal.com]

not to mention the "how to insert waaaaaay too much collagen in your lips" section

[burntcurtis.livejournal.com]

My friend designed that site. No kidding.

No kidding

[torgo-x.livejournal.com]

I wanna hear all about this!

Re: No kidding

[burntcurtis.livejournal.com]

All I can say is that she wanted it to look like a big piece of shit. The guy pulling the strings on that site was some new age sensitive pony tail guy who "LED" her artistic direction. It was a company called One World/One World Live that specialized in making bad celebrity websites. They also did german male models and Yasmin Bleeth's site...

Re: No kidding

[substitute.livejournal.com]

Please tell me they "did" UDO KIER.

Also: Yasmin Bleeth still exists?

Re: No kidding

[burntcurtis.livejournal.com]

Udo Kier is like is like the sci fi version of Rudolf Hess.

I wonder if he's related to Lady Miss Kier from DEEEEEEEEEE-Lite...

Re: No kidding

[nickjb.livejournal.com]

10 points for the only UDO KIER reference I have encountered on LJ!

Blamela!

[burntcurtis.livejournal.com]

http://www.oneworldlive.com/

The enumeration of her crimes

[torgo-x.livejournal.com]

Also scary.

Re: The enumeration of her crimes

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

DEEEMENTED FOREEEEVAAAAAAHHHHH!