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From Die puny humans, the heartwarming story of gay pr0n stars at the Bohemian Club.

Comments

[cascadefailure.livejournal.com]

You know that's where my dad is right now, don't you? ...and you know I worked there, right? If anyone has any questions about this, feel free to ask.

[cascadefailure.livejournal.com]

...you know this topic makes me grumpy, right? (not at you)

[mystyphy.livejournal.com]

Ya, the guy should have better things to do than secretly upset people who could have him destroyed or conveniently disappear without a trace.

Of all the people in this world to upset, rich conservative playboys are at the bottom of my list.

[cascadefailure.livejournal.com]

Parumph!

Ah Nixon.

[torgo-x.livejournal.com]

{{ Richard Nixon once described Bohemian Grove as "the most faggy goddamned thing you could ever imagine." }}

This has affirmed my decision to rename all the modern presidents in a dynastic lineage starting with Nixon:

Nixon I ("Nixon the Progenitor")

Nixon II (Ford)

Nixon III (Carter)

Nixon IV (Reagan)

Nixon V (Bush Major)

Nixon VI (Clinton)

Nixon VII (Bush Minor; Gore as Antinixon, during the Squism)

Nixon VIII (Carey)

Nixon IX (Drew Carey)

Nixon X (Snicket)

Nixon XI (Oprah.com)

Nixon XII (Kermit D. Frog)

Nixon XIII (Sudsy the Urinal Cake)

Nixon XIV (Sudsy the Other Urinal Cake)

Nixon XV-XIX (the baskets of hissing feral kittens)

Nixon XX (Olsen and Olsen)