substitute: (cat yellow)
substitute ([personal profile] substitute) wrote2003-11-09 03:36 pm

Please incinerate the planet

IM from a friend:

I stumbled across the user profile for "A christian submissive dragon otherkin named Jessica."

Dear Jessica:

START OVER.

Thanks,

The Primates

[identity profile] nickjb.livejournal.com 2003-11-09 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
maybe she's a furry too!

scaly, probably

[identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com 2003-11-09 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
but "christian". wtf?

Re: scaly, probably

[identity profile] predicate.livejournal.com 2003-11-09 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
dude.

that's nothing wrong with being a christian sub!

and, you know, having a dragonic personality. and stuff.

...

...

okay, i have to go weep now.

[identity profile] predicate.livejournal.com 2003-11-09 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
pfff.

everyone knows dragons are SCALY not FURRY.

[identity profile] foo2rama.livejournal.com 2003-11-09 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Did I ever tell you the story about Angels, sex, Dinosaurs and there progeny dragons?

also do to the impreciseness of English...
could she be a dragon trapped in a human body that is submissive to Christians?
assuming otherkin.net explains otherkin correctly

My dear Wormwood

[identity profile] eyeteeth.livejournal.com 2003-11-09 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
If part of the whole point is that God made us in His image, then how can one reconcile Christianity with the belief that one inhabits the wrong body? Did God make some people in His image by mistake, or what?

Re: My dear Wormwood

[identity profile] stimps.livejournal.com 2003-11-09 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Not if He's an ancient red dragon!

Re: My dear Wormwood

[identity profile] eyeteeth.livejournal.com 2003-11-09 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
No wonder the Serpent was pissed. "He made me in His image, you posers!"