substitute: (milkman)
substitute ([personal profile] substitute) wrote2003-10-21 12:53 pm

I hate you, milkman [community profile] eyeteeth

Please follow all the links from this craigslist posting for full effect.

Thank You,

The Management

[identity profile] nosrialleon.livejournal.com 2003-10-21 01:03 pm (UTC)(link)
it hurt me to my heart.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[identity profile] stimps.livejournal.com 2003-10-21 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ahem.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I need to find

[identity profile] loachie.livejournal.com 2003-10-21 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
a very bad photo from Cliff Y. so that I can apply to the ad.

Dear Sir:
Thank you for viewing my resume. I am very interested in the position you have advertised on Craigslist. Although I am currently nursing three of my 8 children, the milk leakage has mostly stopped and I don't think it will impede my job performance at all. Also, most of the crusty lesions on my breasts have healed over. I really need the extra money to help buy my new prosthetic arm, so I hope I get the job!
Sincerely,
Loachie