RUSSIA: Bottle on Head

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Comments

[snuh.livejournal.com]

Do you know if it's possible to capture a streaming imeem video?

[substitute.livejournal.com]

this seems to do it: http://www.downloadhelper.net/

[snuh.livejournal.com]

Man, oh man. I wished I asked you earlier, my life would have been so much easier. YUO AER TEH ASSOMEST!!!

obligatory Smirnof parody

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

In Soviet Russia, drunk gets YOU!
In Soviet Russia, bottle breaks YOU!
In Soviet Russia, Smirnof Yakovs YOU!
...I got nuthin'

[threepunchstuff.livejournal.com]

I watched a video last night entitled "Girlfriend receives vicious kick to the head." Susan was understandably upset, so I explained that 95% of casual violence videos uploaded to the internet come from Russia. I do not understand why this failed to mitigate her upset.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

The difference is that here it would be titled "Girlfriend receives totally awesome kick to the head."

[ranai.livejournal.com]

I am sending this to my Russian friends for help and translation. Not that it really NEEDS it, I guess.


"Hey, I am so fucking wasted"
"No way. Hey, do that thing we talked about!"
"Yeah! ARRRRRRR!!!!!!" *hits head with bottle*
"LOL"
"I KNOW RITE"

[vegemitelover.livejournal.com]

Give that man a gun and you will have an "army of one"