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The list of "high sodium" foods from today's dietary class includes (number 17):

"Sodium".

Comments

[rpkrajewski.livejournal.com]

I find that exposing sodium to moisture or air tends to produce a highly exothermic reaction that reduces the sodium content by at least 50%. After that, you can dig right in.

[flipzagging.livejournal.com]

I am going to sell pure Cl₂ as "sodium-reduced salt".

[frobisher.livejournal.com]

brevity++

[halfjack.livejournal.com]

Okay, it's funny that sodium is on the list, but if you're going to put it on the list at all, shouldn't it be right at the top?! I mean, sodium is damned near 100% sodium!

[thiscantbesoy.livejournal.com]

Wow. I really need to stop putting salt on my sodium then.