no.

[substitute]

By my count I have been told five (5) separate, distinct, unique, and totally obvious lies today, each by someone who only did so to avoid a small piece of work or thought.

I am now going to force my head through a three-inch-thick plate of cast iron and it's gonna feel gooooooooooooood.

Comments

"A child can carry it"

[mrhinelander.livejournal.com]

"Armalite rifle...."

[anaisdjuna.livejournal.com]

Oooh! I hate liars like nuthin' else. Liars are the lamest, yellowest suckbuckets ever.

Do it. Own it. Uterus to the wall people! Uterus to the wall!

[brianenigma.livejournal.com]

There is a full moon out and I'mhalf-werewolf, so that's why I can't do the dishes this evening.