awesome Branson ownage

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I know, I know, I'm just pictures and links lately. Lazy.

I can't stand "adventurer" tycoons and I enjoy laughing at them. Yesterday's news was a massive win, as Virgin egomaniac Richard Branson tries without success to be extreme.



Branson Attempts Wacky Bungee Stunt, Whacks Own Ass Many Times Instead

The Daily Mail has more fine pictures including Billionaire Split Pants.

Comments

[wholesomedick.livejournal.com]

Did they ever find his boyfriend?

[substitute.livejournal.com]

In someone else's pants, maybe?

[odradak.livejournal.com]

The unmistakable, universal sign for "Oh God My Ass". Beautiful. I'm sure the world would be a better place if more rich people had their asses whacked by a building.

[nom-de-grr.livejournal.com]

"Ooof! I've done myself a mischief."