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substitute ([personal profile] substitute) wrote2007-09-01 11:54 pm

Stereotypes seen at grocery store

cake yeah!

Very tall very fat gamer dude with long ponytail

Tough 'n' angry monobrow Santa Ana gangbanger with apologetic smiling girlfriend/sister

Two very sunburnt bro-dude gay guys, one of whom was drunk enough to eat a bit of the wrapper of his candy bar while staring at US Magazine on the newsrack

A guy who couldn't find the beer and then announced that he was having one before he drove home

Doah (Hi Dasan!)

haha

[identity profile] nosrialleon.livejournal.com 2007-09-02 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
Costa Mesa fuck yeah

[identity profile] handstil.livejournal.com 2007-09-02 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I went to Stater Bros on friday night and realized how much like a high security prison commissary it is.
Ralphs is a freakshow, but Stater Bros is like another dimension. of doom.

[identity profile] handstil.livejournal.com 2007-09-02 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
also, I just realized that I imagined you were talking about ralphs because I see Doah there all the time. ha

[identity profile] eyeteeth.livejournal.com 2007-09-02 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
God bless our fighting cakes and cookies.

[identity profile] sooz.livejournal.com 2007-09-03 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
my grocery store has way different stereotypes.. i will have to remember to remember people next time i go for you..

also i went to whizz at kean and the girls bathroom has a continuation of verbal elegance

[identity profile] kasheri.livejournal.com 2007-09-04 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
The reflection of light on that plastic cake container looks like a crazed parrot-serpant thing wearing a hat rising like the phoenix from the star spangled cakey-fury. Cool.