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substitute) wrote2007-08-07 12:26 am
substitute) wrote2007-08-07 12:26 am
The World of Commerce: Today's Signs and Packaging
THE ACK STEAK HOUSE, PROUDLY SERVING THE FAMOUS AND JUICY PTUIBONE STEAK:
IT'S NATURAL LIGHTER FLUID, YOU KNOW, THE STUFF THAT SQUIRTS OUT OF TREES, SUDDENLY, FATALLY AND PAINFULLY BURNING YOUR SKIN WITH A STICKY NAPALM-LIKE BUT TOTALLY NATURAL GEL:
IT'S NATURAL LIGHTER FLUID, YOU KNOW, THE STUFF THAT SQUIRTS OUT OF TREES, SUDDENLY, FATALLY AND PAINFULLY BURNING YOUR SKIN WITH A STICKY NAPALM-LIKE BUT TOTALLY NATURAL GEL: