THE EDIBLE TALLOW TRAIN IS HERE! THE EDIBLE TALLOW TRAIN IS HERE!

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I blame brainflak

Comments

[dmlaenker.livejournal.com]

I'm sure there's an industrial use for that, and I'm glad people are cutting down on waste, but I really don't want to hear about it.

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

Click, ye mighty, and despair!

[dmlaenker.livejournal.com]

Enough pork plasma to fill a tanker truck.

Hooray.

[nebris.livejournal.com]

*hork*

~M~

[jpeace.livejournal.com]

WHERE IS THE CRACKER CAR? IDEALLY THE RITZ EXPRESS?

[mcfnord.livejournal.com]

i wish it would hurry up and get here

[firepower.livejournal.com]

There was a special at some point on chickens on National Geographic when I was in high school. I and my friends watched it. At one point, they showed a baby chick breaking out of its egg, flailing in powerless horror at the goop it now knew to be covering its head.

We would mimic this to one another whenever we heard something particularly unthinkable.

And I immediately started doing the baby chicken when I saw this post.

Thank you.

[deadflowers.livejournal.com]

things are going to start happening to me now.

[kasheri.livejournal.com]

I blame brainflak

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