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AN INJECTION OF POISON SHOULD HELP

I AM GOING TO HAVE SOME BOTULOTOXIN SHOT INTO MY SHOULDER AND NECK
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[identity profile] skepticle.livejournal.com 2007-03-26 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay for deadly poison everybody dance!

[identity profile] maps-or-guitars.livejournal.com 2007-03-26 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
omgYaaaaaaypoiz0nz1!!11!

If there were any one thing that would get me to upgrade this account, it would be to have room for a Totentanz icon.
That, and a Tatertotentanz icon.

[identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com 2007-03-27 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
You win big prizes for "tatertotentanz."

[identity profile] maps-or-guitars.livejournal.com 2007-03-27 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY

[identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com 2007-03-27 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
etc

[identity profile] eyeteeth.livejournal.com 2007-03-26 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
To paralyze your nerves so they stop going "hey hey hey hey"?

[identity profile] kasheri.livejournal.com 2007-03-26 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Obviously they are going to try to poison the toad (or small dwarf) that has taken up residence in your shoulder and is causing you all this pain. It all makes perfect sense...

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/__procession/ 2007-03-26 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
clearly you will have the most wrinkle-free shoulder in all of plastic paradise. all the mommies will be so jealous!

[identity profile] libertas.livejournal.com 2007-03-26 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
the title made me LOL

[identity profile] planetdracula.livejournal.com 2007-03-26 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU ARE LIVING THE GOTH DREAM

[identity profile] brianenigma.livejournal.com 2007-03-26 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I saw that on an X-Files once. It didn't work out too well for the victim.

[identity profile] yoscott.livejournal.com 2007-03-27 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
Your shoulder will never smile again. you fucking hollywood types are all the same!!!!!!! lol good luck

[identity profile] mcpino.livejournal.com 2007-03-27 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
THIS WON'T HURT A BIT JUST HOLD STILL AND

[identity profile] rpkrajewski.livejournal.com 2007-03-27 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Then, leeches.

[identity profile] wholesomedick.livejournal.com 2007-03-27 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
It makes delicious soup.

My first reaction

[identity profile] citizenx.livejournal.com 2007-03-27 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Or else it gets the hose again!

wow.

[identity profile] culfinglin.livejournal.com 2007-03-27 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
not like i ever doubted it, but the reminder that this is orange county's answer to everything that ails a body is unsettling.

Re: wow.

[identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com 2007-03-27 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
It's actually one of the legit medical uses of the stuff. It's also somehow used to fight migraine.

[identity profile] loose-joints.livejournal.com 2007-03-27 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
At least your shoulder will never show signs of aging.

Also, hugs and I hope you feel better soon, c. Miss you
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