Courtesy andrewducker

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I want a short position on Yasser Arafat.

I wonder who came up with this. I'm imagining some Ayn Rand-infected junior official, full of ideological purity and faith in The Markets, deciding to solve EVERYTHING this week the economic way.

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[jonpants.livejournal.com]

I bet THIS girl wrote it. I hate her more then anything and I've never even met her so from now on anytime something happens she gets the blame.

You're fucking kidding me.

[wabmart.livejournal.com]

And nobody thought that this basically gives the "investors" a profit from such terrorist acts? Someone might decide that it's feasible to pull off some plot they're "invested" in and make a killing in both senses.

This is just plain ghoulish.