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substitute ([personal profile] substitute) wrote2006-08-30 12:42 am

The Masque of the Red Death, 2006

If you type "Chronic Cantina" into Google and hit "I"m feeling lucky" you get a man-boy: http://www.myspace.com/newportbeach

This man-boy likes PUNK!! music, and he likes Governor Arnold, and he likes executions, a lot. Let 'em fry! He owns a drug abuse theme restaurant.

The man-boy wants to start a war with China. He loves our President and says that Michael Moore should not criticize the man. The man-boy would like to meet open-minded girls.

The man-boy says: "If you are a fun person and like to have respectful fun no matter what the circumstances we will get along great. "

The man-boy owns a business selling stripper poles. The man-boy is an attorney and a real estate investor. Often the man-boy is surrounded by sad skinny bikini girls and grinning ape-boys on boats, on beaches, in bars, in nightclubs.

The man-boy was born Keith Scheinberg and calls himself MAXIMILLIAN on myspace. But I have a secret to tell you; I know his real name. His real name is Marie Antoinette.

[identity profile] pilarcruz.livejournal.com 2006-08-30 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
One time I got a cat from a little boy, right around Xmas time. Since it was Xmas time, he wanted me to name the white cat "Angle." I think it's okay for 7 year olds to spell angel incorrectly, but not grown women.