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substitute ([personal profile] substitute) wrote2006-08-30 12:42 am

The Masque of the Red Death, 2006

If you type "Chronic Cantina" into Google and hit "I"m feeling lucky" you get a man-boy: http://www.myspace.com/newportbeach

This man-boy likes PUNK!! music, and he likes Governor Arnold, and he likes executions, a lot. Let 'em fry! He owns a drug abuse theme restaurant.

The man-boy wants to start a war with China. He loves our President and says that Michael Moore should not criticize the man. The man-boy would like to meet open-minded girls.

The man-boy says: "If you are a fun person and like to have respectful fun no matter what the circumstances we will get along great. "

The man-boy owns a business selling stripper poles. The man-boy is an attorney and a real estate investor. Often the man-boy is surrounded by sad skinny bikini girls and grinning ape-boys on boats, on beaches, in bars, in nightclubs.

The man-boy was born Keith Scheinberg and calls himself MAXIMILLIAN on myspace. But I have a secret to tell you; I know his real name. His real name is Marie Antoinette.

[identity profile] miss-geek.livejournal.com 2006-08-30 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
see, to me... the best part is that i went to school with him. and he asked me to be his friend awhile back, and i was able to shriek in fear and click "deny" while utterly horrified.

[identity profile] miss-geek.livejournal.com 2006-08-30 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
oh and the fact that he wants to meet a "spontaneous/intellectual...!"

that's just priceless.
as is the fact that at least 2 of those bimbos in bikinis were my very best friends in elementary school.

[identity profile] nebris.livejournal.com 2006-08-30 09:04 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, all of the above is horrifying. lol

~M~

I wonder if he would consider it "partying" if you nutkicked him

[identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com 2006-08-30 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
I figured you'd know the guy, considering his age and high school etc. In fact one of my first thoughts was "Poor Nico, what a generation of vipers to get stuck with.'

Re: I wonder if he would consider it "partying" if you nutkicked him

[identity profile] lele.livejournal.com 2006-08-30 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
i know some of his friends.