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substitute ([personal profile] substitute) wrote2006-05-30 03:11 pm

Local characters: The landscaper

The gardener

Here is the gardener for my neighbors. She is in her late fifties or early sixties. She does their whole yard, lawn and plants, with one helper, once a week. Her pickup truck is stickered with patriotism. She clearly has arthritis or knee injuries and walks with a kind of swiveling cowboy swagger that says: I am in pain and I don't give a damn. She chain smokes. While she is working she does not stop except to take stock of progress or give instruction to her assistant. She's so focused that it takes two or three attempts to contact her before she'll break away from work.

She is a force of nature.

The gardener

[identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com 2006-05-30 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Her upper arm strength is clearly out on the edge of the bell curve.

[identity profile] salome-st-john.livejournal.com 2006-05-30 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
And her forearms. And her hand size.

[identity profile] sp0rk0.livejournal.com 2006-05-30 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
And her JAW. I mean, damn.

[identity profile] sp0rk0.livejournal.com 2006-05-30 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
For a minute, I thought it might be Nick Nolte, but then I noticed her boobs.