News articles we didn't really need to finish

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VENTURA, Calif. (AP) -- A new study shows that a release of liquefied natural gas from one of four proposed terminals off the Southern California coast could spread a fireball over several miles, but pose no threat on land because the facility would be more than a dozen miles offshore...

TOTALLY SAFE SIX MILE WIDE CLOUD OF FIERY DEATH HERE, FOLKS.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2006/04/18/state/n012001D47.DTL

Comments

[miss-geek.livejournal.com]

if i ever start a band i am going to call it "vapor cloud fire."

[besskeloid.livejournal.com]

Not nearly as catchy as Charred Gulls.