BADLANDS IS IN THE HOUSE

[substitute]

A time of trials calls for heroes. Specifically, it calls for very large men who win eating competitions and record hip-hop records about it.



http://www.myspace.com/badlandsbooker

Also: isn't that pandaxian's twin on the right? Audri?

Comments

[lele.livejournal.com]

dude, that guy LOST the hot dog eating contest. i was there.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

HE'S LIKE ROCKY, MAAAAN! HE'S GONNA COME BACK AND WIN! WRAPPED IN THAT FLAG! HIP HOP HURRAY, YO!

[lele.livejournal.com]

naaaaah, the little japanese guy ALWAYS wins.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and that tiny asian woman who calls herself the Black Widow or something always wins too. East Asians gonna eat the world.

[springheel-jack.livejournal.com]

That's The Tsunami, isn't it?

Badlands Booker couldn't even finish the giant hamburger in New Jersey. Some college chick did it.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

Not sure which one the Tsunami is. The Black Widow is Sonia Thomas, who is a tiny Korean-American woman: http://www.sonyatheblackwidow.com/

[springheel-jack.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm kind of a fan of these competitive eaters. The Tsunami is Takaru Kobayashi, who is without any question the greatest competitive eater who has ever lived.

[pandaxian.livejournal.com]

That's not my twin! I killed my twin six months ago! It can't b... uh... i mean, i've never met my twin before. What are you talking about?


Please don't call the cops....